Who's That Hero?

[On a quiet spring morning in rural Mississippi, Keller is taken by suprise at the loud crashing noise above.]

"Wha?? What was THAT?"


[Camera pans upward, to display none other than the ferocious Velocaraptor!]

"Grrr! Growl! Hiss!"

[Undeterred, Keller takes immediate defensive action!]

"Take THAT, you mean old Velocoraptor!"

[His superhero work done, Keller takes a moment to pose for the papparazzi.]

"It was nothing. Really. Just saving mankind. It's what I exist to do."